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CASTING CALL
SEND US YOUR CV or just a headshot. We need ugly, we need pretty, we need lispers, belchers, pukers and dukers. We need a midget priest and sumo wrestlers • We are especially interested in amateur actors living in Bohol, Philippines • All principal shooting done in Bohol beginning November 2022 • Earn extra money and become famous!
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www.timfitzharris.com
• Non-circumcised (pisots) may avail a free adjustment clinic conducted by our assistant boom operator during the first week of production
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King of the Feather Wars
An inadvertent flying foreskin and a near crucifixion in a mango tree launch two country-singing teens, Beau and Annie, on an island-hopping romp across the Philippines.
Hard times set them to scamming cockfights with a lovable overweight rooster while Annie’s jacked, tricycle-racing boyfriend and his "Midnight Rocket" keep them one step ahead of the police and their homophobic stepfather.
But their luck runs out when Beau risks all at the Slasher Derby Championships. Shot on location in full sunlight, this is not a film for whiners, weepers, or weak-bladdered candy suckers.
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